What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.