What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.