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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!