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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.