What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.