Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
A buck an ear!
She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because they knead dough.
Getting out of the bed!
