Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.