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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause