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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.