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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.