What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.