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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!