What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!