What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.