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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.