What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!