What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"