What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda