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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.