What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.