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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.