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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.