Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.