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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.