Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.