Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.