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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.