What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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