What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified