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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified