What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified