What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified