What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

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