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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.