What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Look for fresh prints.

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A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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Good buy.

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.