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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.