What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.