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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.