What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!