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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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I'm not coming into work today

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Pat

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I don't knead you anymore.

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When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Well, that's the edamame.

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He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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He wax off.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!