They want to look like their mothers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When her moustache is on fire!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Because they are already covered.
They Swim-fast.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Nigiri, please.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Because they were a rip off
Bob
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Using the lords name in vanity
