Moustache Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.