I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Nice watch
A key.
A barber!
He committed barbercide.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Cornstock
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...
For smoking in bed.
A taxicab driver.
This is unacceptable.
Heavy!
He used a Luigi Board.
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."