Moustache Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."