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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious