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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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Li Yung

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To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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In the olfactory.

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Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Because he was in de-Nile

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious