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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!