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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.