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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.