What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.