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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Chorus Jokes More Chorus Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!