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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Chorus Jokes More Chorus Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!