A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
I told her that drinks were on the house
He wanted to go to high school.
People just seem to find them vial!
He found a hair in one.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Single.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Do you even, bro?
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
1%
1: GENIUS!
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.