How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.