What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.