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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.