What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.