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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.