What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.