What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.