March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.