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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.