What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad