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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.