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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.