What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away