What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.