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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.