What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!