What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away