What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.