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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad