What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new