What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad