What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.