What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means