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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted