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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.