What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels