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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long