Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large