Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!