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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.