Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.