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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.