Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

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