Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.