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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.