Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.