Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"