Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.