Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!