Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip