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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.