Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.