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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Golf Game Jokes More Golf Game Jokes

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.