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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Golf Game Jokes More Golf Game Jokes

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.