Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Golf Game Jokes More Golf Game Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.