Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.