Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.