What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

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Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What is Santa's favorite band?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's