What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's