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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.