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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's