What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...