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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's