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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's