What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's