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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.