What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.