What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Stalker Jokes More Stalker Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!