What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.