Stalker Jokes

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

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