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Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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