Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.