Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

You might also enjoy:

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Dave Grohl Jokes More Dave Grohl Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....