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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo