Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)