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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.