Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.