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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...