Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....