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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!