Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!