Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.