Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.