Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.