Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up