Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a ...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.