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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.