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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.