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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.