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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god