Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.