Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Neapolitan Jokes More Neapolitan Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.