Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.