Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Trilingual Jokes More Trilingual Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.