Personality Jokes

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit