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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.