What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.