What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.