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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.