What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.