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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!