Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.