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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion