Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion