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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion