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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.