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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.