What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist