What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.