What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist