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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!