What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.