What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.