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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!