What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What are they called in America?

Americans.

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage