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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.