What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!