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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway