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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.