What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.