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Ussr Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.