Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.