Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!