Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.