Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!