How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps