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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!