How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!