How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!