How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!