Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose