What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.