What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.