Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Because he left the school.
He took his icicle
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Because she was a little tart.
Because they're full of spirits.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
