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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!