What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.