Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

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What to hear something funny?

Original Content

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre