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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Different Color Jokes More Different Color Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre