Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Waba Fett
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
A cruiseifixion.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Ecru, Brute
He paints his hooves red.
Whoa did you hear that?
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My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
A hue man.