What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call a slow transgender?

Translate.