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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!