Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!