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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.