Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"