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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!