Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits