Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.