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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!