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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!