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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)