Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.